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219 replies on “So I married a Kernel Programmer”
Has anyone noticed that you never see ESR and Superman together? Something to think about.
Very funny… made my day. Thanks.
DON’T UPDATE!!!
As the search for Nina’s body drags on, this strip only gets funnier.
I think thats the point.
[…] So I married a kernel programmer. Reiser on wikipedia Reiser4 Reiser on uncyclopedia […]
Jim Thompson, are you not a plagiarist?
http://www.smallworks.com/archives/00000471.htm
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2006/11/08/uambrose108.xml
Thompson’s article in Google cache:
http://64.233.187.104/search?q=cache:54FzAuVoIUcJ:www.smallworks.com/+Democrats+are+now+quite+close+to+having+it+in+their+power+to+force-out&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=1
Hope the jurors or the defense could have the real justice for Hans.
I hope someone out there could review his case before final analysis. I smell conspiracy going around here. Please help Hans, if ever Linus is reading this by now, please.
we need updates :(
I can’t blame you for letting your Magnum Opus stand for more than a month, but it’s time for another cartoon.
So… Update?
Leech, I haven’t been able to maintain an erection for a month due to your lack of updates. My wife and mistresses implore you, as does my little friend Obadiah. Please replenish his game with a fresh strip.
So… John Leach disappeared after this cartoon was published — coincidence?
In case anyone missed it, Hans plead “Not Guilty” on Tuesday.
It also appears that:
a) the cops have “potentially damaging tape recorded statements” (the story doesn’t say who made them)
b) One or Reiser’s lawyers quit the case because he is “too busy” with other cases.
c) this statement, made by Reiser’s other lawyer, sound ominous to me:
“No case in the history of California based on circumstantial evidence of murder has featured an investigation which ran such a short period of time,” Dubois said.
heh… maybe the cops had all they needed after that short period of time.
link
perhaps he run away with Reisers wife? ;-)
In case people are concerned, John is still alive.
As Nina Reiser ?
[…] I’m amazed you found me via ELER – I actually bought a ELER “Knuth is my homeboy” T Shirt because I’m a committee member of the UK TeX Users Group :-) […]
What, no James Kim strip?
2 months since the last strip? Your fans are getting restless!
James Kim is dead. Its unlikely that Hans (or esr) had anything to do with it.
I am having abstinence syndrome.
I just need one more strip.
OK. I just saw Dilbert. I am fine now.
Jesus Titty Fucking Christ with a furry kitten, it is about damn time that we get an update!!!
It should be now called “So I made fun of kernel programmer” but nobody can update the site
Everybody used to love Eric Ramond.
lala update? don’t encourage him ..
what do call a quadrapalegic in a swimming pool?
Bob
what do you call a quadrapalegic in a pile of leaves.
Russel.
OMG this webcomic is deader than James Kim.
what do you call a quadrapalegic in a pile of leaves, ranting about economics as though he understands the term?
Russel Nelson
The marquee says he’s not a suspect.
That’s wrong. Isn’t he the PRIME SUSPECT?
This is not in open source spirit at all. There are many people here with equal or greater talents to the webby here, why not go and make your own web comic which *is* updated? It’s not like ELER has a monopoly on funny, and “system and method for vibrating Funny Bones via HTTP” does not appear in the patent registry.
I think every web comic has a life span after which almost every strip sucks. Ctrl-Alt-Del is completely dead, UserFriendly is completely dead, but e.g. Penny Arcade is still going strong. I wonder if ELER would qualify as dead for just not having any new strips to judge.
OMG!!!
Hans killed this website too. FRY HIM!!!
“jesus titty fucking christ”, that’s priceless!
Please folks.. Stick to XFS or ext3 :)
[…] Found a cartoon about the situation with Hans Reiser, this is a bit old but hey. […]
haha the eyes on the shirt go wide, brilliant!
To be honest, if I had written ReiserFS, I’d have killed people too.
This isn’t funny. It wasn’t funny before HR was named as a suspect, and it certainly isn’t funny now.
Hilarious, brilliant. Hilaribrillious.
[…] heated discussion on the Wikipedia Hans Reiser article. It’s about including a link to the ELER comic about Nina Reiser’s disappearance. Nobody there really seems to quite grok the […]
Hans Reiser’s wife AND my file system mysteriously disappears!
HILARIOUS!
Funny as hell. But you’re still a total bastard for doing it ;)
Funniest. Comic. Ever.
That’s a bit much, isn’t it?
I totally called it! It was the S&M guy!
http://www.wired.com/politics/law/news/2007/05/reiser
Free Hans Reiser!
Well, the S&M guy murdered some other people, but he hasn’t admitted to killing her. I dunno considering the freaky S&M guy, the messy divorce, the strangely lacking seat from Reiser’s car – it’s a mess of a case.
Trial has started…
http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/hans_reiser_trial/ for details
> Well, the S&M guy murdered some other people
From what I saw, he *said* he murdered other people, but the police don’t believe him. High profile cases like this often bring out a few attention-starved losers who make outrageous claims and false confessions so they can bask in the media limelight.
Something like four people now have confessed to killing Jon Benet Ramsey, for instance.
guilty untill proven innocent?
common people give this guy a break.
you cant charge anyone untill there is absolutely, ultimately no question whatsoever to whether they are guilty or not. Charging someone based on ideas, uncomplete scenario building and partial fact is just plain lazy. prove it, beyond all doubt, scientifically and tactically, that they are guilty/not guilty or stop wasting the time and money of countless victims of the poor excuse which is the jurdicial system.