- Google News: Hans Reiser
- Hans Reiser’s wife missing: DNA Sample
- Hans Reiser’s house searched by cadaver dog
- Namesys: $25 gets you an answer to a question about anything.
- Wikipedia: Hans Reiser
- FOSS Hole: Hans Reiser, Wikipedia and ELER
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219 replies on “So I married a Kernel Programmer”
I didn’t know there was a line but I think you just crossed it. Oh,and fuzzix, whether I’m offended has nothing to do with whether I think this strip should be posted. I respect the author’s right to free speech. Please respect my right to express my distaste.
I think it’s time to take down the Marquee and Blinking text….
In addition, Reiser alleged that Sturgeon wrote into a contract that Reiser must participate in ‘Death Yoga,’ which he said has the purpose of
‘slowing down one’s heart to the point of death.’
At least from the referenced article Reiser sounds perhaps unhinged.
Leach — was it good to butt-fucked the restrained shark? I’m sure many of us would like a morsel of that.
“Resiser was NOT suspect in wife’s murder”
Now he is…
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH STFU YOU COCKMUFFINS!! THIS IS FUNNY AS FUCK! GET A SENSE OF HUMOUR!
this wasn’t funny at all :-(
Would have been funnier if Hans was growing dancing trees and not petunias.
Also, I hope he didn’t actually kill her… =/
Nice, very nice.
I agree, it’s a joke, and it’s not even assuming that Reiser actually commited a crime… that’s the fun in humor: the absurd.
Keep the good work,
Pedro
Also, I find the usage of the blink tag interesting.
Interesting in the “Schroedinger’s cat is not dead” sort of way.
Lets try again. “Shroedinger’s cat is <blink>not</blink> dead.”
It’s probably made even funnier by the fact Hans has now been arrested – http://cbs5.com/localwire/localfsnews/bcn/2006/10/10/n/HeadlineNews/REISER-HOMICIDE/resources_bcn_html
Uh dude you might wanna update your marquee lol
Chill out, people.
I work for Hans Reiser, so I’m really getting a kick out of all these posts…
Maybe they just arrested him for being an asshole. You know, by reputation it’s not unbelievable that he’d made his non-knowledge of his wife’s disappearance known in a way that the cops would find suspicious. Still an asshole, but… reasonable doubt, anyone?
Also, damn good comedy.
Has anyone mentioned that Reiser has been arrested. Just wondering. I can’t be bothered to read the prior comments or anything. Or ctrl-f for arrested, even.
The question is, is he really paranoid, or is he just preparing for an insanity-defense?
See, this is why I use a BSD license. I’ll take McCusick over Linus any day, and I don’t think he ever strangled a chick just to watch her cry.
It’s time to dust off this old meme:
http://www.malevole.com/mv/misc/killerquiz
The spouse is always the prime suspect. I’m sorry to hear he has been arrested for it, though. That kind of thing is really hard to recover from if it turns out to be an error.
I think the comic is brilliant, and in perfect alignment with the spirit of ELER. Keep up the good work (though it would be nice to see the good work appear a little more frequently than it has been), and don’t listen to the naysayers.
>>the spirit of ELER.
The spirit of ELER is ridiculing open-source people who shoot their mouth off (ESR’s blog), have quircky amusing personal habits (St iGNUtius) or silly ideas (bitkeeper).
I fail to see how the disappearance of someones ex-wife fits the formula.
>>and don’t listen to the naysayers.
The “naysayers” are just here to remind the author that if he wishes to shift the demography of his readership to fourteen year old internet tough guys, he only needs to keep this up.
The strip should have been about ESR letting HR borrow one of his automatic rifles.
I love the smell of (self) righteous indignation in the morning.
Why is it people’s first reaction to something they don’t like is to demand it be removed, destroyed or banned? Free speech as long as I agree with what you say, is that it?
Don’t like it? Go elsewhere and leave us ’14 year olds’ in peace you humourless old codgers.
Hasn’t Reiser been named suspect today?
Tops. Don’t give in to the Merkin whiners asking for it to be taken down. Keep up the good work.
>>I love the smell of (self) righteous indignation in the morning.
That much is obvious.
>>Why is it people’s first reaction to something they don’t like is to demand it be removed, destroyed or banned?
removed, destroyed, banned ? Oh my….
>>Free speech as long as I agree with what you say, is that it?
Is what what now ? A strawman ? Why yes.
>>Don’t like it? Go elsewhere and leave us ‘14 year olds’ in peace you humourless old codgers.
Exactly my point, but thanks for not reading anyway.
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I’m not really caring so much about the free speech issue at hand here. I just think that this strip is in bad taste.
Yeah, there is the fact that this person is in the F/OSS world. However the more important thing is that there is a woman missing, possibly dead, and the family does not need to have this matter taken lightly.
I come to this site for a laugh every so often. I’m sorry that you have sunk to this level. If you’re really out of good fun ideas for this strip just give it up. Going for this type of crowd just taints all the fun you’ve brought out before.
Sorry, this was pretty funny. Even today. Nice comic. It would have been funny even if Hans hadn’t been arrested too by the way, and if he’d been totally innocent, which of course he still is technically speaking.
However, if you watched some of the police news conferences, it went from 10 days ago Hans Reiser not being worth following because the OPD doesn’t have the manpower to do that to, after the DNA test, the OPD devoting at times 24 hour per day tailing of Reiser.
If I was Reiser, I’d be very very worried right about now. And if I was him, I’d be starting to make sure that, if innocent or guilty, my defense attorney is of the very highest quality money can buy. Guilty or innocent, that’s what is going to get you off in either case.
But the strip itself was really funny no matter the fact that reality caught up.
>I fail to see how the disappearance of someones ex-wife fits the formula.
Hans has been on the ELER hitlist for some time prior to the disappearance of his wife on the basis of his overwhelmingly abrasive personality and of his constant failure to interact sanely with any community he comes into contact with (and , to a lesser extent, the weird 3D model people on the Reiser4 page). I would’ve thought anyone remotely familiar with Hans wouldn’t need to be shown the connection between his insane social interactions and this week’s strip.
> The spirit of ELER is ridiculing open-source people who shoot their
> mouth off (ESR’s blog), have quircky amusing personal habits
> (St iGNUtius) or silly ideas (bitkeeper).
Killing your wife is pretty silly.
Missing woman’s blood found in husband’s house, car:
http://www.insidebayarea.com/trivalleyherald/ci_4476687
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http://www.ussg.iu.edu/hypermail/linux/kernel/0610.1/1728.html
someone said you use lime to get rid of a body, that’s wrong. you use lye to get rid of a body, not lime.
This is in supremely bad taste. It’s also the funniest thing I’ve seen about the whole crazy Reiser affair. Keep up the good work!
p.s. I reckon it was the government what did it. I mean, Namesys was sponsored by DARPA but farmed out most of the work to Russians. Reiser4 still hasn’t made it into the kernel mainline, and Hans has always been ‘difficult’ to work with. This is the US government’s way of saying ‘thank you’ for all the hard work.
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
– George Carlin
From some quote of the day site…
Seconding the guy who said you should do a strip about ESR lending one of his guns to Reiser.
This isn’t libel, it is satire. In the united states satire is well protected in the law. In various lawsuites, people have gotten away with all things in satire they couldn’t say in direct speech.
>>the spirit of ELER.
The spirit of ELER is ridiculing open-source people who shoot their mouth off (ESR’s blog), have quircky amusing personal habits (St iGNUtius) or silly ideas (bitkeeper).
I fail to see how the disappearance of someones ex-wife fits the formula.
>>and don’t listen to the naysayers.
The “naysayers” are just here to remind the author that if he wishes to shift the demography of his readership to fourteen year old internet tough guys, he only needs to keep this up.
Very well said!!!
Sorry, didn’t mean to make it seem like I wrote the entirety of the last message. I meant to just add the very last line.
LYE, not LIME.
disgusting. Not much else to be said.
Lime is correct, as even a cursory google search will show. Google is your friend, learn how to use it.
Hahahahahaahahhahahaha Fuck you if you can’t take a joke as that was frickin’ great!
You Lye not Lime wankers really need to watch The Wire.
It’s not looking good for Reiser:
http://www.insidebayarea.com/ci_4484255
Look into the mind of a killer.