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Famous security dude Blue Boar (Ryan Russell) took a Knuth T-shirt to DefCon this year. Proof, if you needed any, that computer science can still get you laid.
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Bruce’s tears can decrypt OTP’s, too bad he never cries.
Thank goodness that ELER is still alive!
even though its sort of a call in strip…
still everyone has thier own lives…
Nice, thanks! Love the Schneier comic, too! I’d buy that on a shirt as well…
LOL.
>I’d buy that on a shirt as well…
Ditto
I see your Bruce Schneier Facts and raise you an Anton Blanchard Facts: http://antonblanchardfacts.com
Get the straight dope about everyone’s favourite PowerPC Linux hacker.
I still don’t have the women. I want my fucking money back.
London Underground….
Enough with the stupid Chuck Norris jokes already! :-( I’m still waiting for a _real_ ELER strip!
It’s been a while since I laughed so naturally!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cult_of_personality :)
Bruce Schneier is love.
How about a Dijkstra or maybe a Thompson tshirt?
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