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Linspire CEO backs off from Eric Raymond

Monday, March 5th, 2007

Linspire’s CEO Kevin Carmony responds to Eric Raymond’s Goodbye Fedora hissyfit.

Applying the usual CEO-compression algorithm, it translates to:

  1. Eric Raymond doesn’t work for Linspire
  2. We didn’t know he was going to do what he did
  3. It didn’t help us
  4. It really didn’t help us
  5. Eric Raymond doesn’t work for Linspire

In summary: “he’s so gone as soon as we can make it all quiet”.

Where will ESR take his one man rage circus now? Will Novell take him?

Ubuntu Christian Edition Facts

Monday, September 11th, 2006

What with the Hacking for Christ strip, I thought this was appropriate: Ubuntu Christian Edition Facts.

“If you uninstall Ubuntu Christian Edition, it will automatically re-install after three days.”

“In Ubuntu Christian Edition, EOF is replaced by AMEN.”

“On Ubuntu Christian Edition, only married processes can fork children.”