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Bruce Schneier once decrypted a box of AlphaBits.
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Most people use passwords. Some people use passphrases. Bruce Schneier uses an epic passpoem, detailing the life and works of seven mythical Norse heroes.
565 votes

Bruce Schneier knows Alice and Bob's shared secret.
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Bruce Schneier's secure handshake is so strong, you won't be able to exchange keys with anyone else for days.
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Bruce Schneier knows the state of schroedinger's cat
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Bruce Schneier writes his books and essays by generating random alphanumeric text of an appropriate length and then decrypting it.
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When Bruce Schneier observes a quantum particle, it remains in the same state until he has finished observing it.
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If we built a Dyson sphere around Bruce Schneier and captured all of his energy for 2 months, without any loss, we could power an ideal computer running at 3.2 degrees K to count up to 2^256. This strongly implies that not only can Bruce Schneier brute-force attack 256-bit keys, but that he is built of something other than matter and occupies something other than space.
478 votes

Though a superhero, Bruce Schneier disdanes the use of a mask or secret identity as 'security through obscurity'.
441 votes