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Top 10 voted Eric S. Raymond Facts

The ESR is a unit of ego. 1 ESR is basically redefining everyone around you to only exist in your own personal universe, where you of course are the most important person alive. Thus 1 ESR is the maximum this unit can ever attain, anything above 1 would mean instant insanity. The esr is like the Farad, a hopelessly large unit of measure. Most individuals on planet Earth have egos measured in pico-esrs.
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Some days, Eric Raymond wears a hawaiian shirt and baseball cap and pretends to be Magnum, PI.
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An hour of "Vulgar Raymondism" with an ugly teenager will only cost you $20 in Thailand.
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ESR's "lazy eye" really isn't lazy: He uses it to keep tabs on Fedora.
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Aunt Tilly is Eric Raymond's excuse for when he does not understand something
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The fact Eric S Raymond wrote fetchmail is your guarantee of quality. He uses it every day so it HAS to work.
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Eric Raymond bangs Real Women.
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Eric Raymond is a Core Linux Developer
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The next version of Ubuntu will be named "Randy Raymond".
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ESR can unzip and untar an archive using just the power of his mind and a clever mustache trick. But only if he thinks it has ties to a terrorist organization.
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