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Top 10 voted Eric S. Raymond Facts

An hour of "Vulgar Raymondism" with an ugly teenager will only cost you $20 in Thailand.
410 votes

ESR's "lazy eye" really isn't lazy: He uses it to keep tabs on Fedora.
397 votes

The ESR is a unit of ego. 1 ESR is basically redefining everyone around you to only exist in your own personal universe, where you of course are the most important person alive. Thus 1 ESR is the maximum this unit can ever attain, anything above 1 would mean instant insanity. The esr is like the Farad, a hopelessly large unit of measure. Most individuals on planet Earth have egos measured in pico-esrs.
394 votes

Some days, Eric Raymond wears a hawaiian shirt and baseball cap and pretends to be Magnum, PI.
391 votes

Eric Raymond is a Core Linux Developer
368 votes

Aunt Tilly is Eric Raymond's excuse for when he does not understand something
364 votes

The next version of Ubuntu will be named "Randy Raymond".
363 votes

Eric Raymond bangs Real Women.
356 votes

ESR can unzip and untar an archive using just the power of his mind and a clever mustache trick. But only if he thinks it has ties to a terrorist organization.
332 votes

ESR once wrote a CML2 patch that was accepted into Linux. Just kidding.
330 votes