Ubuntu Christian Edition Facts
What with the Hacking for Christ strip, I thought this was appropriate: Ubuntu Christian Edition Facts.
“If you uninstall Ubuntu Christian Edition, it will automatically re-install after three days.”
“In Ubuntu Christian Edition, EOF is replaced by AMEN.”
“On Ubuntu Christian Edition, only married processes can fork children.”
September 16th, 2006 at 2:35 pm
I’m still kind of wondering why some people feel the need to create a _Christian_ Linux distribution. Now I can only hope that there’ll soon be Red Hat Wicca, Debian Buddhist, and Slackware Hindu.
October 5th, 2006 at 6:06 pm
I didn’t see any of those Facts on the page. Are they rotating through a list?
How about, “Since Thou Shall Not Kill, In Ubunto Chritian Edition processes must be terminated using the command, martyr.”
October 7th, 2006 at 3:33 pm
In Ubuntu CE the sin() function has been removed from libm
https://launchpad.net/distros/ubuntu/+source/xmms2/+bug/62987
December 3rd, 2006 at 4:09 pm
Actually it’s generally the priests that fork the children…
January 11th, 2007 at 3:54 am
http://www.jewbuntu.com/